January 2010
The Atheist Protocol of Science.. [Reposted]
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and … Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD Good ? ...
Something so true.
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duncedbyjacks:
Admit it guys. EDWARD SCISSORHANDS.
Pale, doesn’t sparkle.
HE’S AWESOME. AND NEEDS MORE LOVIN’ THAN THAT CULLEN GUY.
Edward Scissorhands = <3 Agree, agree.
i totally agreee! Johnny Depp FTW! :>
The Power of Punctuation
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An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”
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Who doesn’t agree?
“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the...”
– Oscar Wilde (via whispersoflaughter)
Words that are left to rye.
As you can see, my head is blasted with full of ideas today. I posted a while ago was full of typos and I apologize for that. But please tell me what you think about it, I’ll be waiting for your comments.
This week hasn’t ended yet and it has been stressful then and there. I am also dealing with my “carelessness” problems that I should probably take care of. Not only did I...
Love Deathtrap. (Fiction)
My mother told me once, when a man loves you he does love you and he’s not afraid to show it. But ever since I grew up, I knew from then on that it was true. I was in love with this man, and I had since then admired his beauty, his honesty, his encouraging and positive personality, and even his wisdom. He had an outlook in life that I have never seen from someone else before.
One day when...
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the...”
– Guru Shivaker
A little worn out...
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I feel so… stressed? Tired? I don’t know really. Confused maybe?
There are a lot of things going on in school and with friends, but not so much that I can’t handle it. I can blame being lazy for feeling this way, constantly procrastinating(like now, I’m supposed to be starting on my assignments. -_-), but I know that’s just a part of it.
I guess motivation—or rather the...
“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer...”
– Dr. Seuss (via whispersoflaughter)
Delusional: Dream Wedding / Wishful thinking.
I wanted to have a wedding reception at The Palace Hotel, New York City. As if it would come true - ahem. It was because of this insanely delusional thing that our teacher made us do at school. She said we had to plan our so-called “Dream Wedding.” And I did say there on my paper that I wanna have my reception at The Madison Room, The Palace Hotel New York City.
Anywaaays,...
It's inevitable, I turn into a green-eyed monster.
Have you ever told yourself - “Nah, it’s okay.” Then you suddenly feel angry about it as you continue to dig into your own thoughts and feel even more angry? Yeah, I’ve always told myself that. No matter how I say to myself that I’m okay about it, hell, it’s inevitable, I also turn into a green-eyed monster. lol
I know it’s so wrong to be the...
Yellow Nails.. Only for the weekends
To start off this journal which by the way is completely new to me - DUH. Anywaaays, I am stuck with using tumblr since my friend Ms-Mad-hatter started using hers. All for the blame. lol.
Yeah, got myself some new light yellow nailpolish. I think I find it very fun to look at. It’s a Saturday night and I find it oh so boring. Give me a heads up when you think of something totally...